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May 6, 2014

1.5 million gallons of raw Stacey Campfield spills into blogosphere

A ruptured computer main in Knoxville leaked an estimated 1.5 million gallons of raw Stacey Campfield into the blogosphere Monday. The blog of the State Senator spewed comparisons between the Affordable Care Act and the systematic murder of six million Jews out an unfiltered prefrontal cortex, through a keyboard and onto the Internet where it could be read as a Monday morning blog entry. Residents expressed concerns that the spill is polluting the rest of the nation's thoughts about Tennessee. "There is raw Stacey Campfield coming out, and it's just disgusting," said Knoxville resident Lynette Keys. "It's amazing to think that this keeps happening again and again." Knoxville Public Works officials said the Stacey Campfield problem continues because 7th District voters keep electing him to public office.

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