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December 8, 2013

Baby Jesus accidentally wrapped in swag clothes

Due to a case of mistaken auto-correction, the baby Jesus in one Knoxville church's living nativity scene was accidentally wrapped in "swag," rather than "swaddling clothes." Instead of being dressed in the more traditional bundle of rags often associated with manger scenes, the tiny infant at the Third Baptist Church of Third Creek has been sporting a fedora, thick black eyeglasses and a onesie with a moustache on the front. "Baby Jesus a hipster," stated one observer. The ornamental festoons have been removed following complaints from the community. "I didn't really remember these clothes from the Christmas story," said nativity scene director Colleen Delgado. "But who am I to argue with the iPhone 5s?"

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