November 24, 2013
Santa Claus posts shirtless selfie on Twitter
A rotund, North Pole-dwelling gift-giver stunned the Internet Saturday when he posted a half-nude photograph on Twitter. A shirtless Santa Claus tweeted a photo of himself with the caption, "Have you been naughty or nice?" The photo was deleted an hour later, but the photo had already been retweeted more than 1,000 times. Claus told reporters this morning that a combination of too much eggnog and his amazement at his 190-year-old body contributed to the tweet. Twitter users announced that they would be switching back to landlines immediately. "I think I'm just going to buy my own gifts this year," said one Twitter user. "There's no unseeing that belly. It really does seem to jiggle though, I'll give him that." This is not the first time an arctic resident has caused controversy. In August, Frosty the Snowman stunned the scientific community when he denounced global warming as a hoax.
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