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August 27, 2013

U.S. warns Miley Cyrus over undeniable 'twerk' attack

Offended U.S. citizens expressed outrage Monday saying they believe Miley Cyrus was responsible for using a sexually charged Video Music Awards attack against impressionable minds Sunday in what they are calling a "moral obscenity." "The Television Decency Council believes there must be accountability for those who would use the world's most heinous weapons against the world's most vulnerable people," TDC Secretary of Offendedness Jenny Kirby said in a forceful response to the Aug. 25 attack. "What we saw on MTV this weekend should shock the conscience of the world. The indiscriminate racy dancing on an awards show known for racy dancing is an undisputed vulgarity. By any standard, it is inexcusable." When asked about last week's chemical weapons attack on Syrian civilians, Baxter sort of shrugged and went back to being morally affronted about twerking.

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