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August 25, 2013

Knox County Sheriff fails to catch them old Duke boys

Knox County Sheriff Rosco Purvis Jimmy John J.J. Johnny James Jones announced today that his office has once again failed to capture them old Duke boys. Johnny James Jones recently hatched a scheme with Jefferson Davis "J.D." Hogg to frame them old Duke boys for stealing a golden ticket to Fox TV show "American Idol." "Well, the hen-house is empty," said a folksy omniscient narrator. "The fox is lickin' off chicken feathers and the Duke's goose is about to be cooked. Right now, ole' Rosco is happier than a hog knee-deep in slop." But the Dukes foiled the dull-witted sheriff's scheme with a little help from their cousin Daisy Duke's legs. "This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke," said the mysterious down home voice. "They're cousins. They fight the system like two modern day Robin Hoods. Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will."

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