« Knoxville ranked No. 1 at being ranked in top 10 lists | Home | Sneeze knocks out power across South Knoxville »

May 9, 2013

Large ICEE added to Pilot Flying J legal team

Pilot Flying J announced today that it has added a 64-ounce frozen, blue raspberry flavored beverage to its legal team. The company's board of directors announced the appointment of the frosty, thirst-quenching treat to help investigate accusations of fuel rebate fraud alleged by the trucking company's clients. "Blue raspberry ICEE is a first-rate attorney who has successfully represented several high-profile clients in various legal matters," said Pilot spokesperson Julian Morris. "He is the perfect beverage to help us understand the facts pertaining to this situation, provided you don't drink him too quickly on a hot day. Then you just get brain freeze." The news comes days after Pilot announced that it had hired a Slim Jim meat stick as special independent counsel in the investigation.

No TrackBacks

TrackBack URL: http://www.notsville.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/540