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April 2, 2013

Knoxville man recovering from Easter candy sale

An East Tennessee man was listed in stable condition after a 75 percent off sale on Easter candy Monday, Knoxville police said. The man told authorities he was pushing his shopping cart through Target at about 8:30 a.m. when his assailant began assaulting him with massive savings that he could not afford to miss. The alleged assailant then fled east on foot toward the break room. The victim, whose name has not yet been released, sustained multiple Cadbury Cream Eggs and several Dark Chocolate Dipped Peeps to the face. The victim was taken to a hospital with a non-life-threatening sugar high. He is expected to make a full recovery. Police are currently interviewing eyewitnesses. At least two other bystanders also received unbelievable savings during the attack.

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