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March 10, 2013

North Knox Rocks box plant sold to fox in socks

The former RockTenn box plant in North Knox has been hocked to a fox in socks wearing Crocs. According to company spokesperson Slow Joe Crow, the property was hocked to the fox in socks wearing Crocs for an ox in smocks, a padlocked clock and some matured lox stocks. "A pox on squawks," flowed Slow Joe Crow of the hocked Knox Rocks box. "Woe to foes who mock my woks with mohawk locks." The Knox Rocks box hocked to the fox in socks wearing Crocs shocked flocks of jocks with pocked frocks. "So do does that grow noses low and slow toes tow like pros at prose that hobos know," added Slow Joe Crow. Industry analysts said they have no idea what the hell Slow Joe Crow is talking about.

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