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November 13, 2012

East Tennessee Socialist Party dreading four more years of explaining what socialism is

The East Tennessee branch of the Socialist Party USA today lamented that it will have to spend another four years explaining the actual meaning of socialism. The left wing political party squandered the first four years of the Obama administration hitting its head against a wall and sobbing uncontrollably. "It's bad enough that our presidential candidate Stewart Alexander lost to a moderate capitalist like Barack Obama," said East Tennessee socialist Travis Sanders. "Now we have to waste another four years explaining how Obamacare is socialism the way Crocs are shoes. Seriously, take an introductory political science class, people." Democratic socialist Collin Aper agreed. "We should have spent the last four years bringing big business under public ownership. Instead we've used all of our time explaining to people how dictionaries work. What a waste."

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