October 16, 2012
Exhausted nation grows weary of writing Tennessee politicians hate mail
Following revelations that pro-life congressman Scott DesJarlais once urged a mistress to get an abortion, a fatigued nation burst into tears today at the prospect of having to write another piece of hate mail to a Tennessee politician. "We just can't do it again," said the country's exhausted authors of indignation. "We've developed a mild case of carpal tunnel from the combination of our typed rage and the pressure on the median nerve. Between Julia Hurley's whittling skills and Stacey Campfield having a mouth we're a complete basket case." The worn out nation also complained about always getting back a form letter that says, "Your comments are important to me and I look forward to seeing the result of these discussions and hope that a thoughtful compromise is possible." "What kind of a response is that to 'I think you are the antichrist?'" the furious nation is just dying to know.
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