October 7, 2012
Area man disowned by family for displaying novelty testicles on truck
A Knoxville man has been thrown out of his family for displaying a replica of a novelty pair of testicles from the rear bumper of his truck. Jonathan Glass, 29, has been shunned by his mother and father for owning the disturbingly realistic plastic component of the male reproductive system. "I raised him better than this," said mortified mother of two Linda Glass. "He should put a pair of pants on that truck. If it was Michelangelo's David sculpture, then maybe it would be OK. But honestly, it's just a Chevy." Jonathan's former father, Ronald Glass, agreed. "Our younger son is in jail for armed robbery and a double homicide, but at least he isn't tacky. Why couldn't Jonathan be more like him?"
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