Knoxville woman enters rehab for cookie butter addiction

Melissa Dixon, 31, has been hospitalized and is undergoing treatment for dependency on cookie butter. The Knoxville mother of two checked herself in for treatment after she discovered that that crap had gone straight to her thighs. "Melissa has voluntarily entered a 30-day in-patient treatment facility to cope with her addiction to a delicious spreadable cookie," a rep confirmed. "While there will be speculation regarding her treatment, she is simply there to learn portion control and to develop coping mechanisms. Fifteen jars a week really is too much." Dixon's troubles began last month after a grocery store chain selling the spread opened its first store in Knoxville. Dixon's rep added that "she decided that she needs help and wants to make the best out of the rest of her life for the sake of her children."