Wendy's Baconator sandwich demands paternity test

A massive sandwich made up of two four-ounce hamburger patties, six slices of Applewood bacon, mayonnaise, ketchup and American cheese, and served on a buttered, toasted bun is reportedly reeling after learning that he has become a father. Wendy's Baconator hamburger has allegedly asked for a paternity test to prove that the restaurant's new Son of Baconator is in fact his offspring. "This is a huge shock for Baconator," said Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe. "I know about my sordid family history. But Baconator is not convinced that a sandwich with only two 2.25-ounce patties and four slices of bacon could be his son." Curiously, the Son of Baconator is unsure of his parentage as well. "It seems odd," said the heart attack on a bun. "I always thought The 'W' was my dad. I know he doesn't have any bacon, but bacon is a recessive gene and has been known to skip a generation."