Pro-same-sex marriage chicken fan conflicted over political stance of eating habits

A Knoxville Christian who supports same-sex marriage and likes spicy chicken sandwiches is torn about where to channel his bigotry and intolerance. Tim Lofton, 27, has yet to weigh in on recent controversy surrounding the war between Chick-fil-A and a ragtag band of puppets. "They've really got me by the chicken nuggets on this one," said Lofton. "I think everyone should have the right to get married. But I also think a business owner has the right to his opinions and can donate to who he wants. But I also think that puppet makers should be able to boycott that owner's business if they want. But I also like waffle fries and chicken handed to me in tiny, insulated bags and people who say 'my pleasure' when you tell them 'thank you' even though they don't mean it. Life was a lot easier when I just liked tacos."