Olympic archers getting annoyed with Katniss Everdeen and that girl from 'Brave'

Katniss Everdeen maintained her extraordinary record in women's archery by helping District 12 win a first ever women's archery gold medal in the team event Monday, leading rivals to wish that Peeta would just kill her already. "She never misses," said Hawkeye, one of the so-called careers from the United States men's archery team. "Even when we dropped a tracker jacker nest on her head, she hit the target. We'll see how she does against the Hulk." Olympians also expressed their dismay about that red-haired girl from "Brave," a representative of 10th century Scotland's women's team. "She shoots a lot straighter with an arrow than she does with that fake accent," said archery analyst Caesar Flickerman. "I think she's really Irish." Everdeen and that red-haired girl from "Brave" have both advanced to the last 16 of the individual competition at Lord's Cricket Ground. Speculation is that the two will share a gold medal by pretending to eat poisoned berries.