March 8, 2012
Peyton Manning vows to hunt down, destroy Lane Kiffin
Just hours after four-time NFL MVP Peyton Manning said a tearful goodbye to the Indianapolis Colts, the 36-year-old quarterback announced that he will dedicate the rest of his life to hunting down and destroying former University of Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin. Manning said that now that he has some free time and a bajillion dollars in the bank, he plans on avenging the football team that gave him his start. "I'll always be a Colt," said Manning. "But I'll also always be a Vol. Nobody messes with my Vols. I'm done with football for now the moment. But I'm just getting started with that cowardly Trojan. If he thought California was hot before, wait until I get there. And don't think you aren't next, Tebow. You'd better pray, pretty boy."
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