Man who likes grandmas cooking probably just forgot apostrophe

A Knoxville man who celebrated getting to "eat some grandmas cooking" is probably a somewhat illiterate high school dropout, rather than a cold blooded, cannibalistic serial killer, police said Monday. Andy Clark, 29, announced on Facebook Monday how much he is looking forward to "grandmas cooking," prompting several of his friends to notify the authorities. "He was always kind of weird," said one childhood friend who preferred to remain anonymous. "But this is twisted. Who eats people? And why would you brag about it in Facebook?" A subsequent police investigation revealed that Clark is more than likely just not very bright. "We have every reason to believe that Andy is either a sub-intelligent lummox, or else extremely careless about what he shares with 637 people on Facebook," said police spokesperson Tinah Miller. "I'm not sure which is worse. Eating people is certainly terrible. But poor grammar is not something his grandmother would be proud of." "We'll be keeping an eye on Henrietta until we're absolutely sure that she is safe," said police lieutenant Davis Anders. "And if she offers us some fried catfish and collard greens, so much the better."