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December 23, 2010

Robin Wilhoit fails to make 2010 naughty list

KNOXVILLE--WBIR-TV evening anchor Robin Wilhoit was not able to secure a place on Santa's famous naughty list this year. Despite engaging in a variety of impish, naughty and just plain despicable acts of behavior in 2010, Wilhoit remained in Santa's good graces. "I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong," confessed an agitated Wilhoit. "I blew up Neyland Stadium and dyed the Tennessee River to be Alabama red. I even spoiled the ending to 'Lost' on live television before the series finale aired. But here I am on the nice list. I'm not sure what it takes to get through to that puffy jackass. But I'll find a way." Wilhoit remained tight-lipped about any diabolical plans for 2011, but promised that her wrath would not soon be forgotten.

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That Bob Becker, he's the evil bas%#*$ on the top of the naughty list, I'm sure of it!