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December 12, 2010

Frosty the Snowman arrested in bar brawl

UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE-- Knoxville police arrested a large sentient snowman early this morning in conjunction with a brawl at a Cumberland Avenue bar. Frosty the Snowman is accused of assaulting 21-year old bar patron Rudolph Reindeer inside the establishment. According to the police report, Frosty made unprovoked comments about the size and coloration of Reindeer's nose. Witnesses say Reindeer ignored the remarks and was punched in the back of the head. The fight then escalated as other patrons begin throwing chairs and bottles of beer. Several of those involved were taken to University of Tennessee Medical Center, including Cindy Lou Who, 24, and an unidentified grandmother, who was accidentally run over by the fleeing Reindeer. All those suffering injuries have been released from the hospital. A handcuffed Frosty was overheard saying that he will be back again someday.

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not to gossip, but i saw frosty snorting some black ice before he went into the bar. just sayin'.