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December 14, 2010

Big Ears lineup to feature gargling old woman

KNOXVILLE--Music fans are already getting a taste of what the spring's Big Ears Festival will have to offer, thanks to an internal memo from AC Entertainment that was leaked on the Internet. The document describes the instrumental stylings of Irina Antonova, an 87-year old Russian woman who will gargle popular Slovak folk songs onstage during the three day event. "The mission of Big Ears has always been to provide a platform for unique musical experiences that don't necessarily fit into the mainstream," stated the memo. "We think the somber and melodic tones of gargling women from the old country can only enhance the listening experience for our fans." Other performers rumored to appear on the bill include a leaky faucet and a small, screaming child.

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